[I’m working on my laptop, on one of the few days we had internet access.]
Mom: Open your mouth.
Me: Why?
Mom: Just open your mouth.
Me: No.
Mom: Why?
Me: What is it?
Mom: Pot liquid.
Me: No!
Mom: Why?
Me: I hate being high.
Mom: It probably won’t get you high. It doesn’t get Scott high. It just helps his back.
Me: No.
Mom: I’ll just give you half a squirt.
Me: No. Look, Adrian [my brother] is coming. See if you can give it to him.
Mom [to Adrian]: Open your mouth.
Adrian: No.
[A brief exchange explains what she wants to give him.]
Adrian: Mom, stop trying to give people drugs without their consent!
