Getting to Dublin

Travel

Even though I was sad to leave Oxford and everything and everyone I love there, I was excited about finally going to Ireland.

There were several misadventures, though.

I have to use Uber in the UK, since they don’t have Lyft. I had a ride scheduled to pick me up at 8:30 a.m. for a 9:01 train. Uber didn’t actually schedule it. At 8:42, they were still thinking about it, and there was an incredible wait for customer service. And I couldn’t schedule a different ride while they were thinking about it.

Finally, I called a cab.

When I got to the train station, there was an enormous line–the entry doors into the station weren’t working.

I got through at 9.

And then the train came.

A man offered to help me with my bags, though he was carrying four coffee cups in a cardboard container.

My heaviest bag fell backwards, and the coffee fell onto him.

(He wouldn’t let me give him money for a new shirt.)

I made my way to my seat, which was a window seat. The main in the aisle seat said to the stranger across the aisle (not to me): “there’s no assigned seating on this train.”

“I can sit somewhere else if you like, but my ticket has a seat number.”

I showed him the ticket.

He let me sit down, but explained that I was wrong because the reservation lights weren’t lit.

So I offered to move.

“No, no. It’s no bother.”

So I was stuck with him.

All of that made the traffic jam I hit taking a cab from the train station to the London City Airport seem much less stressful.

However, at one point in the cab, a guy tried to hail my cab when we were stopped. The driver told him he had a passenger.

The man walked to my window and said, “And what do you think you’re doing here?”

“Ummm . . . sitting in a taxi?”

The man mumbled things about us as he walked away.

My driver said that although he’d been a London cabbie for years, he had never had something like that happen before.

Monkey, with his wine flight of Irish Single Malts at the Dingle Whiskey Bar
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