shortest amount of sleep in one night: 3 hrs
longest amount of sleep in one night: 15 hours
Michelin restaurants: 1 (but twice)
Nandos: 1
museums: 8
plays: 4
books read: 2
New Yorkers read: 2
London wineries (Renegade) visited: 1
tapas style dinners: 6 (2 Indian places, 1 Malaysian, 1 Spanish, 1 Greek)
ideas for a British porno: 1 (“Alas, Poor Fanny”)
times Karlissa decided it was easier and safer to take a cab instead of trying to find the nearest tube stop, due to lateness of night and amount of wine consumed: 1
drinks in ancient church crypts: 1
detailed descriptions of ripping urethras: 2
Indian desserts made from carrots and peanuts: 1
Lebanese wines: 1
Lebanese beers: 1
Servings of duck: 4
Summer blackberries consumed: 0
Sadness about lack of summer blackberries: endless
Toffee yogurts: 2
Songs played by the St. Martin’s in the field orchestra for the few moments we popped in before a show: 3
Times we should not have trusted the waitress when she said the portions were small: 1
Times an asshole cut in line in a cafe after saying he was late for yoga, but then asking that his croissant be toasted: 1
Indian-spiced fried okra servings: 2
one of the best plays of our lives: 1
one of the worst plays of our lives: 1
bottles of wine at the first wine bar in London: 2
dresses observed made from pineapple leaves: 2
music videos I made people watch by Ninja Sex Party: 2
times we almost fell in the bathroom due to a weird, poorly located step: 7
10 at night on the Thames
