Many men, when reading my profile, picture someone very different from me.
Other Karma is the girl next door the “just a regular guy” says he wants. She doesn’t have strong opinions or a PhD. She definitely isn’t funnier than he is; instead, she laughs at all the jokes he makes when they watch hours and hours of sports.
Alternate universe Karma does not close down his profile as quickly as possible, in horror at the thought of becoming his “ideal” woman, one who will “lend a hand when I have my three kids on the days I have them” and who isn’t appalled at his work schedule–4 a.m. to noon.
Karma in the upside down loves that he’s married and would like to practice non-ethical non-monogamy with him. She does not roll her eyes when the married man answers the question “Would you be okay with your partner spending a lot of time with an ex” with “no way.”
Discworld Karma doesn’t have PTSD flashbacks when he brags about being a “Southern Gentleman.”
Dark timeline Karma has the hots for obvious spelling and grammar errors.
Mid-world Karma does not recoil when a man starts calling her “sweetie” before meeting her.
Parallel Karma has no problem with a 54 year old man who is only willing to date 28-48 year old women.
Karma through the looking glass is not scared when he says, out of nowhere, “I can protect you.”
Karma who got sorted into Slytherin didn’t mean it when she said she only dates liberal nonsmokers. She’s glad the smoker who believes contraception is immoral, climate change is a hoax, and Donald Trump is a hero decided to ignore what she said. He knows better, and she could learn a lot from him.
Cylon Karma is completely turned on by blank profiles, and her panties get wet when a blank-profile guy opens with “hi.”
