A guy with a very young looking picture, but whose profile says “32” messaged me:
Him: I’m really 21 and …
I’m looking for a stunningly pretty (like you are) and sexperienced older woman like you to teach me everything and let me be please her in every way like going down on her for hours, does that interest you? :).
Me: Nope. I’m looking for more than a toy.
Have a great day.
Him: Damn that sucks, I thought we were a perfect match :/
Me: How could we be when you’re 21 and when I’m looking for something serious?
My son is turning 24 this month, for fuck’s sake.
Him: I am looking for something serious with a sexy older woman like you.
Me: You’re looking for sex tutoring, according to your message. That’s not the same thing.
Him: What if I wanted both?
Me: You’re 21. I’m twice your age.
Him: I like that. Do you like younger?
Me: No. I like men, not boys.
It would be super creepy if I were into boys younger than my son.
Him: Okay sorry to bother you.
I just can’t imagine dating someone who could be The Boy’s younger brother . . .
Ewww.
Also, I remember dating in my 20s; I don’t want anything to do with that again.
