Christmas by the Numbers

Misc–karmic mistakes?

Little ones running around (at the highest point): 6

Packages for me that mistakenly got forwarded to Arizona: 1

Days I was sick in bed right before Christmas: 2

Times I thought hell was going to freeze over as boyfriend found himself driving a minivan of kids to church: 1

Presents the boyfriend gave me which he said were not actually presents because they were too geeky and practical but that I’m counting as presents anyway: 2

Children who went down South for Christmas and whom I thus missed: 1

Games I learned how to play for the first time (x-box Simpsons trivia & dominoes): 2

Christmas cards sent out: 0

Asian buffets enjoyed in the aftermath of Christmas: 2

Clean underwear I have with me now: 1

Toffee caramel sundae’s with little mama’s homemade chocolate sauce: 1

Pounds gained in holiday excess: uncertain

Christmas Eves spent with Jonathan Coulton’s “Chiron Beta Prime” stuck in my head: 1

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