My friend Afzal asked me yesterday what I thought Cheney might do now. Here are my top five ideas:
1. He will retire to an undisclosed location to ponder whether his nickname is unfortunate, if fitting.
2. He will start construction on the third Death Star.
3. He will hide in his man-size safe to wait out the racial civil war my mother assures me is coming.
4. He will wait for someone to ask him who to hire for a powerful job and then nominate himself.
5. After taking off his human camouflage, he will return to his planet of Predators a failure. While he hunted the most dangerous game–man–he did not get a kill shot.
He is going to wear Aretha Franklin’s hat, like all these other people (and cats):
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/aretha-franklins-hat?p=2&&r=true&z=15U7I4